God

The dopest nigga in the sky who thought it was funny to give a load of jews commandments such as not to kill, then have that dawg Moses kill neighbouring tribes and have the women raped, cos it was JUST and FAIR (according to Christians). Loves having things killed, including his own son in an eternal act of "kindness"

Of course, this is a FAIRYTALE and in the original FAIRYTALES there were lots of gruesome happenings, not like your sunday school teacher will tell you about 'em! lololololol

If anyone comes across my previous christian babble about the definition of God (under the name JCJ) - forgive me, and give it a nice hearty thumbs down. I didn't know what I was doing at the time...

The Bible says it, God wrote it, it's the truth, that settles it! - Fundie Christian logic (or lack thereof) on any criticism of their beliefs

Genesis says that Giants existed! Holy Shit!

by Atheist JCJ March 24, 2008

god

who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.

God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

God

God, as in our almighty lord, is a Canadian named Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5). He is God in human form, and listening to his music puts one in a state of religious ecstasy. This state of holy ecstasy can me increased to an orgasmic level by also consuming the drug Ecstasy.

deadmau5 is God!!

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

God

An imaginary friend for people to blame their problems on.

I got my girl pregnant... "Damn you god for letting the condom break!!"

by MissOfficer February 4, 2010

God

a fictional character made by the ancient government to brainwash and keep us under control so we don't do whatever the hell we want. (a.k.a. the adult boogeyman)

gary: LET'S GO GET DRUNK, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josh: but GOD will punish us!!!!!!!!
gary: u still believe in that shit???
josh: u mean god's like santa... it doesn't rly exist?
gary: hell yeah, man.
josh: ok... LET'S GET DRUNK

by shit out, man October 8, 2005

God

A make believe figment of peoples' imagination. There is no such thing and anyone who believes in God is very dumb. If you believe in God I hate you and my friend, Sebastian hates you even more.

God is fake. God is not real. God is a figment of imagination.

by Mikel Svennson December 3, 2003

God

An amazing divine reality who loves all mankind more than one can ever know until they reach his kingdom. He listens to our prayers and works miracles through chosen ones on earth.

I pray to God for all of those people who have posted heresies about Him on this website.

by Bburke July 4, 2006