Office bitch

(n). The one person in a workplace, often a woman but not exclusively, whose job functions seem to be limited to making her coworkers' lives as hellish as possible and as underhandedly as possible for as long as possible in her unstoppable quest for unmerited power.

Do you know that office bitch made the company lose thousands of dollars just so that her rival would get fired?

by Scathinglinguist alter ego November 27, 2011

office bricolage

The making of weapons using only office supplies

My favorite office bricolage weapon is a bow and arrow made out of some rulers tape wires pens and an exacto blade

by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

Officecide

To harm/injure with intent to kill in an office setting.

Jane committed a horrible officecide one day using scissors and letter openers after her procedures were ignored. When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.

by JeniJo January 8, 2009

officide

As relating to the death of hope, confidence and motivation that is created by being in a negative office environment or company too long.

"If you stay with this firm any longer you'll just be committing officide."

by Soros November 4, 2009

Office Drunk

Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.

This word can be both an insult or complement.

Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.

or

Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...

by hale-hale April 30, 2010

office slurp

term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.

Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!

by Lolita67 November 4, 2011

Office Ponce

A home based or head office based employee who descends upon a smaller office (usually coinciding with the visit of the General Manager, CEO, COO etc.) and then proceeds to prance about looking important in their suits, whilst generally chatting shit really loudly telling the world their job title, where they live, where they go on holiday, yadda yadda yadda!

Office Ponce
Salesmen /women
Human Resources
Managers
Personal Assistants
Executives

by shank69 April 9, 2012