Octopus Zebra

Why the literal hell are you looking this up? What's wrong with you? Who said this? Anyway it's a sex position, where the female spreads all like out like a zebra. The male then sticks his dick in and goes in and out like a sucking octopus.

Man 1 " I octopus zebra'd the fuck out of your girlfriend."
Man 2 "Congrats when won't even let me!"

by King_Of_Random May 14, 2017

Swirling Octopus

In the midst of giving somebody a norwegian slay ride you bend them over slap them around eight-teen times and then throw down the stairs in a swirling position you run down past them and meet them at the end of the stairs and then nail them while bashing their head into the wall. Their head will swell up into what looks like an octopus.

I gave your mother a swirling octopus.

by xxPythonNInja26xx July 23, 2009

Octopussy

A slutty femail (or male if he takes it up the ass) who gets in the bed with just any dick and fucks more than eight guys a day. A boner-fied ho. A humping-heffer. A male that can take two or more dicks in his ass at one time.

Guy1: man! I was walking down Pokechop Street when this ho stuck her head out the screen-doe, nekkid to the world and drooling between the legs! Dat got me so horny I went into her apartment and doube tapped that bitch with some other dude.

Guy2: say what! Dude they calll that ho "Octopussy!" She'll hit anything that even 'looks' like a dick. they say she fucks up to eight times a day or more! Cant believe u hit that!and u touched another dudes junk inside that ho

Guy1: its all good, bruh! that octopussy was so loose , there was room foe five-or-six more dicks. Mmmm, it was al good.

by Good Thang Man July 3, 2011

Baby Octopus

The phrase used to describe an older man seeking younger girls. The octopus is a descriptor of the girl's vagina, being wet and slimy.

He likes his baby octopus. He's a pedofile.

by Dr. Wendy McGilicudy November 19, 2010

Flaming Octopus

An overweight natural red headed person(or ginger) that gorges themselves with food, chewing with there mouth open while food particles and spit flies everywere

dude, I'm not eating my lunch or sitting anywhere near that flaming octopus

by Jackofalltrades88 April 16, 2011

Raving Octopus

An annoying guy who always uses urban dictionary for every word.

Man that guy is a raving octopus ¬_¬

by Genetic Engineer. June 20, 2011

Raunchy Octopus

A sexual act performed on another involving eight penises in which each penis is put into the mouth of the receptive individual. The connection between this act and sea-life stem from the use of eight penises reminiscent of the tentacles of an octopus; additionally some agree that that sound of gargling produced juices from this act can be traced back to the sound of a bubbling ocean current.

Some friends and I got together last night and gave my girlfriend the best Raunchy Octopus she has ever gotten.

by PromiscuousSquid July 17, 2011