Oral Centipede

When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.

"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"

by lionskin December 31, 2011

Oral Bone Watch (OBW)

A state of mind one enters after finding a bone in their food and continues to eat.

Lil Nicky: "i just found a bone in my lamb burrito."
Jade: "Ergh, are you eating anymore?"
Lil Nicky: "Yeah, but I'm placing myself on Oral Bone Watch (OBW)"

by thebonewatcher August 28, 2013

oral whore-pes sore

This is the term used for a common cold sore found on the mouth of a male or female (most often found on the lower lip of boys) that is obtained by having gone down on too many people.

Getting too much strange and being embarrassed because it shows up on your face.

Most often those with herpes of the mouth tend to blame it on stress.

Hey babe, we can't make out today and don't get too close I have a cold sore. I've been really stressed out lately.

I think you mean to say that you have an oral whore-pes sore. Douche-bag!

by cleangirlpure-fect September 20, 2013

oral-cranial disconnect

A state wherein the mouth is running at full speed while the brain remains idle.
Also known affectionately as 'OCD'.

I realized he was suffering from oral-cranial disconnect when I heard him mindlessly spewing nonsense at 90 words a minute, and his brain was obviously still in neutral.

by JayArr January 30, 2015

oral pile driver

When a woman lays on her back and a man humps the hell out of her face.

Man I really have that chicks face an oral pile driver last night.

by Mac tre daddy May 7, 2016

Oral Penguin

The act of getting/receiving oral whilst playing club penguin.

Tucker- Zack you're retarded!
Zack- At least I get all the oral penguin.

by Not Zack August 8, 2016

oral compass

The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.

Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.

by von groovy June 11, 2017