Teacher force ones

A rare type of pointy flat shoes that are worn by the urban elderly community. We call them forces ones because they can be worn to the club and tossed on for a game of one on one a later be worn to a funeral.

Sidney always looks shob in her teacher force ones.

by Winter j January 22, 2017

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

The Dark Ones

A peaceful, human descended telepathical creature with jet black skin, tall and slim physique, that exist in the metro universe.

The dark ones are coming they destroyed the outer guardpost.

by StarDUST384 May 28, 2019

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

To Glum ones money

Person that hates spending money and eagerly goes the extra mile to avoid any costs. Like requesting a refund for getting the order delivered by different (cheaper) courier than requested.

To Glum ones money - Robert is sitting on his money like a Glum.

by pw994 May 14, 2021

The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021