lumberjackery

to be trolled by your younger brother

fuck you and your lumberjackery you little shit.

by bobulus037 January 23, 2011

Lumberjackimagery

Any noun in which lumberjack imagery is the main component.

Pronounced (luhm-ber-JAKA-ma-jree)

"Better hold the whiskey rations. We don't want the whole camp turned into a competition of Lumberjackimagery. Besides, every body knows it's not the size of the collection, but the perfection of cutting direction!?

by Weibull January 30, 2012

The Sticky Lumberjack

Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.

"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Lumberjacking

When a guy (or girl) hooks up with another girl and swaps his dip in her mouth.

'You can keep some of that skoal, baby, cause we're Lumberjacking'

by H&H Bagels April 21, 2009

lumberjacking

Having sex with your aunt while she is dressed as a lumberjack

I started lumberjacking my Aunt Mildred from the age of 16. It's probably when my problems started

by KMCno9 November 3, 2008

Lumberjack

A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.

"Wow he's really rocking that beard, what a hot lumberjack"

by Lumberjill21 February 9, 2012

Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"

As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020