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That One Negative Asshole

When you are looking at the most hilarious posting on the Internet, and there is a rate section, and most are thumbs up and one thumb down...Unfortunately.
That One Negative Asshole has to try and spoil everything. sigh. Can't they get a grip on life, and piss their pants every once in a while?
by Abraham's Adversary December 3, 2016
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negativesource.com

trey doigs attempt to boost his self esteem because he has nothing else in his life to look forward to every day.
Since Laura Nemeth stepped all over treys itty bitty heart, he had to create negativesource.com so he wouldn't kill himself.
by moptop November 29, 2003
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Negative Cleavage

When a girl is so skinny it looks like her chest is sinking into her.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that girl? She has negative cleavage!

Guy 2: Ew, sucks for her. Can't catch any guys with that.
by tobi-roll March 15, 2010
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Negative Boner

When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.
*finds picture of grandma naked*
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”
by ThE cReAtOr July 4, 2018
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Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.
"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."
by Eraw March 9, 2010
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negative nelly

The thing idiots say when they mean to call someone a negative nancy.
Cait-"You're such a negative nelly" Everyone Else-"Cait you moron, it's negative nancy"
by death_or_glory December 3, 2011
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Negative Penis

when someones penis is so small that it comes out their asshole. Commonly used as an insult.
Bob: Hey markm, your penis is so small, you've got a negative penis going on!
Mark: Shut the hell up Bob
by Zakk May 17, 2003
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