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Nearly Dead

Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.

Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.

Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
by Mussman February 8, 2010
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Neard

A gross gathering of hair under or on a boys face he claims to be a beard.
Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin
by Dickye Downs January 9, 2019
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It cleans me nearly

When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.
*bamf tells a joke*

girl: Hahaha, it cleans me nearly...
by gadä August 20, 2012
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nearit

Jo: You think I rock like hard core tasty abs.
Anna: Nearit.
by Trey February 6, 2003
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Neard

The collection of hair that accrues below the natural hairline, flowing into the neck; or, an over growth of beard hair flowing onto the neck, in a disorganized fashion.
I need to get my neard cleaned up; the barber will probably use clippers.
by Kahambig May 6, 2015
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Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021
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Ayan is nearly the best

Ayan is nearly the best but not as good as Kai

Person 1: Ayan is pretty cool but Kai is better!

Person 2: Same!!
Ayan is nearly the best but not as good as Kai
by kai.. August 5, 2021
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