Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
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When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.
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Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius
The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq
Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius
The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq
Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile
Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza
Noooooooo-
Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza
Noooooooo-
Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
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Person 1: Ayan is pretty cool but Kai is better!
Person 2: Same!!
Person 1: Ayan is pretty cool but Kai is better!
Person 2: Same!!
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