dick nobbed

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016

The Nobhead run

When you see a car coming they stop and for you to look like a okay guy you put your hand up to thank them and jog at the same walking speed.

Guy 1: (in a car) Fucksake hate it when they do the nobhead run

by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018

nobfe

No Boyfriend Experience

She wants a boyfriend but I'm so nobfe so all I'll probably do is smash and leave her alone

by Thafinesser August 9, 2016

Nobel

being soooo damny sexy it hurts

damn that guy was sooooooo nobel

by johny crawford June 21, 2008

Nobber

This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.

You absolute f***ing nobber

by Daisy December 9, 2003

dobber nobber

A guy who is a total dickhead. Someone who is extremely opinionated and basically talks oot of his arse.

That guy is such a fucking dobber nobber

by JZnomo April 5, 2006

noblet

A word to describe someone who isn't worthy of the accolade of having anything other than a tiny penis

He's such a dick...infact he's not even that...he's a noblet

by smutme October 3, 2011