Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

by National free head May 1, 2019

Grab Dick Month

This is a holiday, Selected on October. This holiday includes the permission of grabbing someone’s dick. This act is not an offense in any way.

Hey Babe, it’s Grab Dick Month!

by CheetoFuck October 7, 2019

National grab ass month

ITS THE WHOLE MONTH OF OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!! GRAB SOME ASS BOYSSSSSSSSSS

ITS NATIONAL GRAB ASS MONTH, LETS GRAB SOME ASS

by USER 12344123 September 30, 2019

Monthly Visitor

Period. Menstruation. On the rag.

Elena was rather abrupt in her answers, because she was entertaining her monthly visitor ...

by Queixa June 19, 2012

John Lennon Month

December; he died on December 9 1980.

Honor John Lennon Month by doing nonviolent acts throughout the month of December.

by casty12 November 22, 2010

National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

Straight Pride Month

The month for people to celebrate Heterosexuality. Although, it can be enjoyed by LGBT people too.

I can’t wait! Straight Pride Month is here! I can fuck a lotta bitches!

by GDZ June 16, 2022