Moaning Sprinkler

This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.

Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

Slide Mania

Slide Mania is when someone is asked to produce a PowerPoint Presentation for a class/work presentaion and goes OVERBOARD with the number of slides they use, and end up having an embarsssingly long presentation...

Sally: "Do you remember Samantha's Civil Rights presentation?"
Lisa: "Jeez, of course I do: talk about a case of Slide Mania!"
Sally: "Yea, i still haven't fully woken up from it..."

by Loz7 April 27, 2009

Guitarist's Manicure

When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.

my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.

by psychosumaddict April 14, 2011

manicorn

The elusive perfect male. He can be found at bars, but not singing karaoke drunk while making out with your best friend. He is sensitive to your needs and is a caring man who will put your needs first. He will talk about feelings with you and will never cheat on you ever.

Sean is my manicorn, he is sensitive and caring, he makes me dinner and then we talk about our feelings while watching a romantic comedy and crying at the really happy or sad parts.

by Elisabunny February 21, 2010

manics

A band of musicians known as the Manic Street Preachers. They have created some of the most inspiring music known to man. They have an indefinte number of members due to the mysterious dissappearance of one member many years ago now. They have changed lives.

He's alright.. he's a manics fan

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

Mani

spanish for peanuts, but the "i" is accented like this: Maní.

If you are in Central America and little kids get on your bus yelling "Maní", they are trying to sell you peanuts. They do not want your Money..except as payment for peanuts. Actually, they might want your money. But they aren't saying money.

by crack February 18, 2004

Maddox Mania

The greatest Maddox fansite. Also the first, it pwns all others including Friends of....Aww shit, I can't even keep a straight face while I'm typing this. Maddox Mania is teh ghey.

Normal Person 1: "This Friends of Maddox site is pretty good."
Ash: "Not it's not! It's gay! Maddox Mania is better!"
Normal Person 2: "Ash, you're gay."
Normal Person 1: "+rep for flaming Ash!"

by PsychoThrill January 25, 2005