rusty melvin

Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear

He suffered from a rusty melvin

by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016

melvin

A melvin is a word to describe the bulge around the penis when wearing tight pants or when the pants have gathered around the pubic region. Male version of a camel toe.

When Ricky sat down, not only did his ass crack hang out but he was rockin a serious melvin.

by Anthony Litwin March 19, 2007

melvin

a guy who is hopelessly pathetic with women. Think Dustin Diamond.

"So she cheated on him and he, being the Melvin that he is, told her HE was sorry and bought her some flowers."

by Delabar May 20, 2007

Gonzo Melvin

When one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely ejaculates inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. There after the premature ejaculator's friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.

"Kyle and I tag teamed this chick. Sure enough about a minute in to it he Gonzo Melvin'd her and I had to follow up. It was the mosting disgusting moment of my life."

by MacDintons4Life April 15, 2009

Melvin

a wedgie so intense that ones pants are also involved.

Dang, look at that nerd's intense melvin!

Oo girl, fix your shorts, you got a melvin.

by Angelynbean April 21, 2009

melvins

An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.

The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.

by chasethedoor January 29, 2014

James Melvin

A macking ass pimp that gets mad bitches

Yo bitch im James Melvin you dont know me

by James Melvinich December 7, 2004