midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!

My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!

by jeffro7946 March 29, 2009

midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.

Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.

by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009

mg midget

A small fashionable car designed for a classy MAN. Although the driver of this of this car may seem gay at first be assured they are not. The car may be weak but it has history.

How that guy drives an MG Midget... he must have a lot of friends.

by Big Mac Jack November 23, 2019

Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.

Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.

by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020

Maniacal Midget

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.

Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!

by Bookstore Slave January 11, 2013

Midget train

When a bunch of midgets walk in a line on a train track

I saw a midget train yesterday and it was fucking epic dude!

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019

midget dinner

The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands

Dan-That's a cool fidget spinner !
Tami- You can't assume.Its my midget dinner!

by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017