microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.

I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance

by tom345 August 9, 2010

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Get the microsoft dancemug.

microsoft meme

what lol

microsoft meme is the best way to meme yourself

by gamernice500001 May 21, 2022

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Get the microsoft mememug.

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.

did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?

by uzrboot February 25, 2024

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Get the Microsoft Windowsmug.

microsofting

When an important person in Microsoft decides to release unimportant feature updates to their operating system and stuffs the system with bloatware. (microsofting)

Example: "The microsofting era has begun yet again."

by person who is ordinary June 30, 2025

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