Michlalah

The most inferior seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the most inferior girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her inferiority. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the poor few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Please don't hurt me because I'm a Michlalah girl!"

Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.

Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!

Yenta #2: You're right, she's inferior...I need to keep her away from my son!

Yenta #1: Well don't worry---he's staying away on his own!

(running from Michlalah Girl)

by MeohrGirlz August 19, 2009

Michalena Nguyen

A Fine Royal Female Species with an Unbelievebly HOT sense of style; The Tiffanie Xuan Tran's Bff<3

The Michalena Nguyen was being stared at by all the guys because she was so fucking hot!

by Anonymous John E. Muhs October 23, 2008

Michlalah

The fattest seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the fattest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be crushed by her enormity. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen fatties. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a fat Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.

Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's enormous...I need her to marry my elephant!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)

by BJJchick March 26, 2009

Michaela

( Pronounced "michael-a" ) A situation that has become so awkward that it can no longer be explained as being "awkward".

Guy 1: Dude, this situation is so michaela

Guy 2: Man, you are totally right.

by ferocious pete July 17, 2011

Michayla

1.A dumb slut who is often referred to as my sister she is a bad ass and everyone wants to get drunk with her.

2.Compulsive band slut who needs to wrap her hole around every guys pole.

3.A girl with a big heart and even bigger vagina

Man look at that girl she's all over both the guitarists!

Ya what a Michayla

by Macjager August 22, 2011

Michal

Gay nonce who looks for children and plays basketball and gets airpods who is also asian.

"Oh shit it's a michal run children."

by Ping pong Asian October 12, 2019

Michaela

The only dry-land whale known to man. When spotted, it is best to run, for this creature is know to be hungry, and very large and dangerous. If a person is thought to be a Michaela, they are typically larger than life and ingest almost everything in sight.

Dude get the hell away from the buffet, your being a real Michaela right now.

by Boatloadofsiemen January 23, 2011