mermazing

adj. Absolutely wonderful. Like a sparkly mermaid astride a unicorn.

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Why does Liv have that dreamy look in her eyes?

She was at Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was mermazing.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

mermasaurus rex

A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.

The mermasaurus rex loves to sunbathe on the island.

by angeladustine77 August 22, 2019

slippery mermaid

Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)

She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

by Mack attack March 20, 2014

The Dirty Mermaid

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

by Mister first class March 11, 2018

Ms. Mermaids

sophisticated and talented young ladies who are able to complete complex dance routine and are financially driven to succeed!

Ayana Angel (porn actress ) Ms. mermaids

by Mr. Mermaids June 12, 2009

na nah nahma nahman meuman

A call made by the jewish Hassidim that believe in Rabbi Nahman from Uman (a city in Yemen). This is usually sang in the street, accompanied with music, and all the Hassidim dance and "freak out". Usually it is done after smoking some Marihuanna.

<done only through singing loudly>

by Yoav moran March 14, 2005

little mermaid

a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.

i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have

to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!

by driver_im8 June 13, 2009