mattey

A beautiful girl with golden hair and big blue eyes. A few freckles littered on her nose and laughs a lot. She's been screwed over by her "best friend" and lives with her dad and stepmom. She may have one or two little siblings. And she's fun to be around and easy to become friends with.

Wow I love hanging around her she's such a mattey!

by Ieatkids4aliving February 9, 2017

MattyBRaps

An absolute legend. He makes honestly killer music, like Turn Up The Track. His music brings me such joy and it just perfectly ends a stressful day.

Today was so hard... I listed to MattyBRaps when I got home from the dungeon.

by MattyBRaps Simp June 3, 2021

Matty

The big idiot in the back that falls down starirs and hit that butterscotch babe

Matty get yo ass down here

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

me and matty

To try and live up to the greats. To try and mimic the brilliance.

#1: Hey yo check me owwt yo
#2: Yo yo yo, check me owt too nigga
#3: Who the fuck are you 2?
#1 & #2: me and matty YO!

by Shitfrig October 30, 2004

Matty thorneycroft

Matty Thorneycroft- a sexy beast who is very good at austin powers impersonations.Who spends alot of time on the computer, and buys endless quantities of chocolate, thought he does not like cake.

"do you know mattyboy/ Matty Thorneycroft"
" yeahh, he likes cider & crackers"

by kerchingg March 23, 2009

Matty Marron

When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.

She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

mattypoop

a short little boy
who i've been taller
than for the last 1O
years of both of our
lives. he's also my
best friend since like.
kindergarden (= be jealous.

omggggg mattypoop (= you shorty!

by kaysea December 15, 2008