Mathurbation

What math majors get when doing complex math equations.

Doug was at a party for hours and could perform mathurbation, when he got home he jumped on his computer and mathurbated.

by Gotagoiter September 29, 2022

Mature

Not your best friends.

"My best friends aren't mature."

by Sebastian Stabs March 14, 2023

Maturinate

When someone, in the name of becoming more mature, sacrifices having fun.

"Since she got that new job, Amy never comes out anymore."
"Yeah, she's had to maturinate. Shame."

by Gorrich August 6, 2023

mathuranath

Very smart, he seems mature for his age but loves to eat samosas and bonanas. Especially, the big long thick bananas. Overall a really good friend to talk to and hang out with :))

He loves Donkey Kong

Yo Mathuranath I got a bonana

Give that long, thick, juicy banana 😋

by kshsbkahabkska August 18, 2023

mathuranath

Very smart, he seems mature for his age but loves to eat samosas and bonanas. Especially, the big long thick bananas. Overall a really good friend to talk to and hang out with :))

He loves Donkey Kong

Yo Mathuranath I got a bonana

Give that long, thick, juicy banana 😋

by kshsbkahabkska August 18, 2023

maturify

to make one mature, or as some would say, to fix a person

"I'll try to maturify him before I give him a second chance."

by brokekeys August 22, 2023

mamoura uchiha

A crazy overpowered that caused a lot of damage in the fourth ninja war he has the sage of les six unités and took control of all the sus monsters during the great ninja war. He soon took all there chackra for himself and used the infinite tsukyomi to end the war.

Ninjas: Omg it’s mamoura uchiha
Mamoura uchiha: infinite tsukyomi.
Ninjas: Zzzzzzz

by Daniel Tsunade August 27, 2023