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Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013
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magical sexuality

Something that gets you off that is not possible with your natural parts.
I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.
by Bald@21 September 8, 2012
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Maniculated

1. To get surgery performed; to go "under the knife"

2. A term used in day-to-day conversation, used when stating ones opinion on something.
Example 1

Leo: "I'm here to get maniculated"

Doctor: "I've got you scheduled for 3:00 O'clock"

Example 2:

Dalton: "have you heard that new Bladee?"

Jareck: "Yeah, shit was maniculated"
by NutsBreath May 31, 2021
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magicalgirlstuff

Me.
Hi follow me on TikTok if your hot ig
“Do you follow magicalgirlstuff on TikTok?? “
Yeah dude her post are cool!”
“Cool!”
*makes out*
by magicalgirlstuff July 28, 2021
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Manimal

A male who doesn't care about man or woman at all, however, treats both with humility in order to gain access to all areas of the anatomy or gig, whichever is more applicable at the time. A manimal usually looks after their body in order to attract both sexes and hides his bi-ness.
boy: That guy you were talking to tried to pick me up in the toilet before!

girl: Huh, he was just over here asking me to come for a ride in his ferrari and wanted me to come home with him.

Both: ewww...Manimal!
by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006
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manica

One who is skilled in da murdah biniz.
Dayum cuz, did you see dat foo tryna act all manica and shit. He ain't got da skillz yo.
by plan9OS July 3, 2014
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Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder

The Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder is a device used toward the end of Halo 3 that is a MAGICAL Warthog (Jeep) that is damn near invincible. It is only considered to be this awesome when it is manned by the Arbiter. (Master Chief...psh)
-"Master Cheef make teh (magical warthog of hope and wonder) heavy, Master Cheef make the Warthog anti-Arbiter. ITS ALL MASTER CHEEFS FAULT!!!"
by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 15, 2008
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