mommy issues

you have issues keep a healthy relationship with your mom

you and your mom cant stop arguing, or she says hurtful things, or invalidates your feelings.
shes probably said things like these to you :

"stop being a ungrateful piece of shit"
"all you do is take up space and suck up all the oxygen"
"maybe if you werent such a fuck up"
"you're the problem"
"your a mistake"
"you're so fucking mean all the damn time"
"you're so annoying"
"leave me the fuck alone"
"i give you almost everything you fucking ask for and its still never enough"
"you're overdramatic"
"stop complaining so damn much"
"good for nothing"
"useless"
"why are you legs so skinny"
"you eat to much"
"your eating to little"
"you look fat"
"your gaining weight"
"why are you losing weight"
"you dont have any mental problems your just a fucking weirdo"
if so, you have mommy issues.

by TheSkinnestBitchAlive December 27, 2022

mommy meal

Re-heatable meal your mom cooks for you before she goes away for a while. Frequently stored in Tupperware or some equivalent. Comfort food for the working man.

Luann Van Houten: If you don't like Mrs. Simpsons' cooking, you have your mommy meals.

Milhouse: I got 'em!

Marge: Why does every kid who stays with us bring mommy meals? So I put pineapple in my potato salad. Live a little, huh!

by ajcrites July 31, 2010

Finder Moment

An intense conversation that is often one-sided and emotionally volatile that continues without stopping, crescendoing without a peak or end in sight.

A long conversation that ensues about politics, banking, illegal drug use, etc. - lead mainly by one individual who continues to beat the figurative horse to death until any others involved in the conversation wish they were elsewhere. Might be referred to after-the-fact as "There he goes, again. Had another Finder Moment."

by Smmidget February 1, 2017

Toy Story Moment

The feeling you get when you find an old toy or trinket that you used to play with so much when you were a child.

I found my old Optimus Prime action figure and I had a complete Toy Story moment remembering all the times I played with it when I was a kid.

by Definition A July 7, 2010

scrubs-moment

Noun:
A scrubs-moment is when one is in conversation, or in thought, and they have a fantasy about something ridiculous, or something that one normal would not fantasize about, similar to the fantasies zach braff'scharacter, J.D., has on the TV show scrubs

Person 1: Dude if you could have one wish what would it be?

Person 2: Hmm.....
(Fantasizes about a room full of chocolate pudding, and dancing chickens...)
....uhh, i dunno.
Person 1: Dude, did u just have a scrubs-moment?

by n mcbar February 11, 2006

boehner moment

A public moment interrupted by crying, as is often done by Speaker of the House, John Boehner of Ohio.

Charles Woodson of the Green Bay Packers had a "boehner moment" while addressing his team during halftime at the Super Bowl.

by Mr Puttle February 25, 2011

Daniel moment

To have a Daniel moment, would be to tell a joke to people, thinking that It's funny, when it Isn't, and nobody laughs at it.

Daniel: hey guys, why did the chicken cross the road

Group of friends: I don't know Daniel, why?

Daniel: to get to the other side hahahahahahhaha
*there is a brief silence*
Group of friends: yeah man, that's a Daniel moment

by Superman12234030302 April 12, 2014