MILF

MOTHER-I'D-LIKE-TO-FUCK. It is pronounced the way it is spelt and is used when an older pretty lady is seen

she is definitely a MILF

woah, das one hot MILF

by Anonymous12349 January 27, 2008

milf

Mother I'd like to fuck

Luke's mum, Jeanette is a milf and we have

by Me aka Guernsey May 23, 2006

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Hey yo reader, yeah you, i fucked ur mom she was such a MILF

by AC August 19, 2003

MILF

extremely fucking hot mom; stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a god damn MILF!

by C.B.C May 1, 2008

MILFF

Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!

That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

mr miles

the man who killed so many peoples free time, fucked so many women with 3-colum notes, literally jumped over China's Great Wall with the power of poetry and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a suspiciously large computer bag. ALL ON A POETRY DEGREE!

Mr Miles says that you shouldn't confuse, commonly confused words, but I'm still gonna forget what the difference between effect and affect because he gives too much homework.

by Kathy Rice November 6, 2018

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner

Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...

by {W@R} April 16, 2006