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Mossy Log

While laying down naked, have your bitch throw up in your asshole, then, shit it right back into her mouth.
"I gave that bitch 2 bottles of pepto bismol, then she threw up all over. what a great mossy log."
by ballcuzzi May 4, 2005
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twat moss

a fungus in or around a woman's vagina
woman 1-damn, i got a yeast infection
passerby-haha that bitch has twat moss
by nardsackass January 30, 2007
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Mossad

The informal name of Israel's eminent spy agency. Some of the most famous Mossad operations are:
1. Eli Cohen was an Israeli spy best known for his espionage work in 1961–1965 in Syria, where he developed close relationships with the political and military hierarchy and became the Chief Adviser to the Minister of Defense. Before he was caught by Syria, he managed to memorize precise locations of over 100 of Syria's rockets that were pointing toward Israel. Eli Cohen's work saved Israel in its northern front during the Six Day War.
2. The Mossad coordinated "Operation Thunderbolt" a successful counter-terrorism hostage-rescue mission carried out by commandos of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) at Entebbe Airport in Uganda on 4 July 1976.
3. Operation Opera also known as Operation Babylon, was a surprise Israeli air strike carried out on 7 June 1981, which destroyed an Iraqi nuclear reactor under construction 17 kilometers southeast of Baghdad.
Once you get the Mossad's attention, you're screwed
by LionsForce October 16, 2018
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moss

1. a HUGE MESS, but, in an endearing sort of way; 2. Rebecca.
She is such a huge moss; one time she dropped her grilled cheese in front of an entire tour group!
by mossy rock October 8, 2009
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Moss

A person you meet and think they are an asshole, but after awhile they start to grow on you.
by moss1972 April 11, 2010
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Mossers

A green, moss-like growth on the genitals. Most commonly transmitted through anal intercourse. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Excretion of a thick, pus-like ooze and a bitter smell not unlike alcohol.
I met this chick at the bar last night. Turned out she had mossers. Good thing I didn't go down on her
by Dr. Bueller November 19, 2010
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kate moss

One of the ugliest models to ever grace the fashion industry. Kate Moss's coke use was her way of forgetting how ugly she actually was, and hoped no one would blow the whistle on her hideousness which would force her to return all the money she made. Honestly, how the fuck does anyone think this girl is anything special? Everyone in this world is so gay. You could throw feces on the anorexic bitch and the "upper-echelon" goons of our society call it the latest fashion trend and then praise the model, even though she wasn't the one who decided she was literally gonna get shit on in the first place. As silly as that sounds, it's a direct parallel to what actually occurs. What a great society.
Mike: Have you ever noticed that paid models are never really that hot?
Matt: Yea, it's always the mediocre-looking ones who quickly take the job offers because it makes their justified low self-esteem unjustifiably higher...like Kate Moss, who now thinks she's better than everyone.
Mike: Agreed. I'm gonna go masturbate to the girl next door, she's way hotter and doesn't have an undeserved inflated ego.
by paparazzi July 16, 2006
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