mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged

mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by looseunit June 30, 2008

mass leakage

to leak from ones nipple, like a certain fat man who lives at McDonald's

After not being picked to help the teacher in class, the boy said to the fat kid who got picked,"Dude, you got fucking mass leakage..."

by Krinkle Cut K. December 24, 2008

mass dardy

the act of being dardy while attending sunday mass

victoria: you attening mass dardy tonight?
kenny: nahh its past 6:30 for my curfew

by churchlands SHS June 5, 2011

mass comf

Used to refer to something that is extremely comfortable, or pleasurable.

This new lazy boy chair is mass comf, for sure.

by brightandblonde September 25, 2011

mass blast

when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.

charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried

by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019

Mass Kashit

When you are in math class with diarrhea, say you need to go to the bathroom, if they say no, kashit your pants, if they say yes, pretend not to make it to the toilet and shit your pants again. This works well if you want a sick day or to skip class. The only downside is the shit-stained underwear.

Angel: Sarah are you ok?
Sarah: No I had a mass kashit today
Angel: oh im sorry! Get well soon!

by Mass katoot 🤡 September 21, 2019

Mass-mini

Mass-mini means you are a mix between both feminine traits (mini) and masculine traits (Mass). But still keeping your original pronouns. Ex- He, Him, His, She, Her, Hers, They, Them.

Rebecca always wore outfits like flannel and boy clothing, she was strong too! She hung out with the guys as well. However she acts so much like a girly girl that I forget about the whole boy clothing thing. She wears make-up, dresses somedays, and high heels! She must be Mass-mini.

by Rooane September 28, 2019