masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.

I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.

by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016

Maskurbate

The process of grabbing the tip of your mask and moving around your face

I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Maskurbate

(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm

Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!

by Austin Pealy November 20, 2021

Masterbaiter

Master at catching bait

Masterbaiter = Me

by Ƥapi October 10, 2018

Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

Masturbate

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.

Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.

by A Fellow User February 12, 2019

masturbate

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.

Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary

by stfu rat November 28, 2019