Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010

mama guevo

Palabra totalmente despectiva, con la cual se indica el acto de realizar el sexo oral, insulto favorito de la mayoria de los dominicanos menores de 30 años

Mire mamaguevo vallese de ahi!

by Will G. October 10, 2003

Bad Mama Jama

Not George Clinton - Carl Carlton! You had the song lyrics right though...

She's a bad mama jama, just as fine as she can be ...HEY! OOoo she's bad!

by Kandace1 August 11, 2007

Baby Mama

A woman that you are no longer dating, but you have a kid with.

My baby mama is watching our kid tonight, then after work ima get him a happy meal and pick him up from her house, take him home for the weekend.

by Rossum Oppossum May 11, 2017

mama

the woman who brought you into this world, dogg.

where ya mama at dag?

by kingfan52313 June 25, 2003

mama’s boy

A “man” who can’t do anything without the approval of his mother. He usually does everything she tells him to, even thought he’s in his mid 20s - 30s. Won’t stay out late because his mom told him to be back by 11PM.

John is such a mama’s boy.

“John be back by 11PM”
*it’s 10:45 PM and 25 year old John is already back from a party*

by apalelatina December 28, 2017

jo mama

Your mom. Yo' mama.

Yo deez, tell jo mama to move her fat ass so there's room for my bike in your 3 car garage.

by Nick D February 8, 2003