Facebook Loiterer

Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.

Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.

Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.

by gackslayer January 19, 2011

Logitech rage

A build up of anger caused by trying to set up Logitech products. Mainly caused as a result of using their glitchy on-line "My Harmony" software or the "Harmony Remote Software." Often one comes to this state after a profound realization that their features of the product you purchased has been deliberately nerfed making the product you just purchased useless.

After his MyHarmony account was corrupted and John was unable to sync his remote, when he came to the realisation that he would have to re-create a new account and teach all the commands all over again he experienced an episode of "Logitech rage"

by gnosupplies February 25, 2011

longthroat

When one's significant other preforms deep throat from a jumping start. A combination of "long jump" and "deep throat"

The last time he preformed longthroat, David jumped from 2.5 meters away and damaged his larynx.

by Adam Proctor November 12, 2007

GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer)

An ass hole that hangs around gay bars

That arsehole Chuck Jr the CFO.CPA is a GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer) and LOVES little boys.

by Drabbs April 2, 2008

lolita

A teenage whore that acts like a young innocent girl.

My girlfriend is acting like a Lolita though she's already old.

by John karl the ill boy January 11, 2009

LOLita

The type of explosive laughter that results from hearing of, reading about, or partaking in illegal sexual activities with someone of a vastly different age group from one's self.

LOLitas are inspired by Vladimir Nabokov's masterpiece "Lolita," which he intended to be a comedy (JK LOLita!!!!!!).

by Quad Girl DEUX June 3, 2010

leonitis

a disease that affects the feet making them grow abnormally large. Symptoms include being last boy, erratic dancing and disliking mayonnaise. Occasionally growths known as conor and billy will grow on shoulders. Treat with pineapple juice and dalkey.

when walking through bray seeing a young boy with size 13 shoes - whoa that's leonitis

by C. Rumpet August 24, 2007