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Lizard Folk

Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners July 1, 2011
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Lizard Wrestle

Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
by Queefmaster February 24, 2020
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lizard boy

A kid named jovan fowlers he’s scaled like a damn lizard.But he does act like an autistic monkey sometimes and he’s very gay.
anthony-“who’s that kid that looks like a lizard

Gavin-i think his name is jovan he looks like a lizard boy
by divan556 June 17, 2022
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Street Lizard

An older term by urban slang standard. A person that sleeps in drain pipes or sewers during the day then comes out to the street or dive bars at night to ingest drugs and cheap alcohol.
Cops had to go and chase the street lizards off the park benches.
by MarkR10 August 18, 2022
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Lot Lizard

a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms
“ That Sapp Bros always has a lot lizard smoking meth in the bathroom
by bingbongfukyalife April 24, 2022
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ass lizard

When your ass is raw and itchy
Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards
by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022
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Lobby Lizard

A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.
I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.
by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022
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