lifted

this is when you smoked a few blunts, and you high as hell.

we was blowin so lovely today, im lifted as hell

by shawnice July 9, 2006

literal kangaroo

a literal kangaroo. it's just a kangaroo

I saw a literal kangaroo while I was in Australia

by frogeegurl September 17, 2019

literary masturbation

A lot of so-called journalism today is literary masturbation where, instead of researching a subject and writing an informed and stimulating article, the writer has a wank-fest of verbal indulgence expressing their personal opinion. This is forgiveable in the very young who may be playing with language and style and have lived so shortly their lack of experience absolves them from such a waste of words. You have to make mistakes to learn. The real damage occurs when this behaviour lasts past college!

He's too lazy to engage with the subject so he just lays back and verbosely self-indulges - it's a shame, really, because he can string sentences together well; if only they had content....

by Tel March 24, 2005

Lifer

1. One who has remained at a location for an extended amount of time so as to be considered a permanent resident
2. A person with no hope or desire to leave their current environment

Dennis has been a helper for 5 years, he is definitely a lifer.

by your darling Leo April 10, 2003

Literal kangaroo

Racial pejorative; often used by neo-nazis and the alt-right to describe marsupials that run amok in Australia.

Dave: Hey Skyler, did you know they’re are literal kangaroos that run in public?
Skyler: Is that, like, another racial pejorative?
Cenk: It’s on the internet, look it up- GOOGLE IT, it’s really easy.

by The Somnambulist September 17, 2019

Listerfiend

Term used by the character Elias in the Kevin Smith movie Clerks II. It is a "troll" placed by one's parents in a girl's mouth at a young age in order to prevent open-mouth kissing before the age of 21.

See also: pillow pants

Randal: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend..
Randal: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it..

by Hazel K September 8, 2008

Literacy

Having the ability and comprehension level enabling one to efficiently communicate with others within a specific profession.
However, a common misconception of this word defines it as having the ability to read with comprehension.

For example, a financial analyst does not have to be literate within the confines of working in the food industry, whereas a server or chef does not need the kind of literacy associated with working in the finance world.

by Anonymous January 14, 2004