lumber

marijuana

i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

by i'd have a drink with george w March 28, 2009

Lumberjack Slam

When a male is having sex with a female from behind and right before he is about to cum, he kicks out her legs from under her and yells, "Timber!" and then precedes to cum on her while she's on the floor.

"1: Man, yesterday Trevor really gave that bitch the ol' Lumberjack Slam."

by Minjae'sHouseofPorn November 18, 2009

lemperfinkle

A (sometimes underage) woman who is only attracted to irish men.

Damn, check out that lemperfinkle river dancing with that leprechaun!

by G-money (i make it sleet) March 23, 2008

Lemere

Noun: A guy who constantly texts or calls a girl in an attempt to flirt despite the fact that she never responds because she is obviously not interested.

Verb: The act of constantly texting or calling a girl in an attempt to flirt despite never receiving a response because she is obviously not interested.

Noun: "This guy's been sending me texts every day asking me what's up even though I haven't responded to a single one in like two weeks! He's such a lemere."

Verb: "Dude, I really like that chick I met last night. I'm totally gonna lemere the shit outta her."

by DijonSyrup June 6, 2011

Canadian Lumberjack

When you 69 with a girl standing up and you drop her on her head.

My girlfriend killed me when i Canadian Lumberjacked her.

by Deeteezy January 19, 2010

Lumber Jack

A chunky jolly fellow usual by the name LJ or chris.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.

guy:Hey look its the lumber jack
LJ: alreet
guy: Hint!
LJ: i love you.
guy: Go cut down trees

by Mcpwnzorage September 24, 2009

Slumber Lumber

alternate term for "morning wood"

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 9, 2004