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Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!
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Legalized prostitution movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal.
by Judge dredd7 May 23, 2011
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Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile

Yes. Yes It is. Make her smile as much as you want.
Many people ask Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile and well yes it is
by Jeffcranyhook September 26, 2021
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Planning to win a legal case by starting from the end and making a parallel system to subvert anything that stands in the way of winning the case. It is beyond making a case airtight. It is winning a case by all means necessary including making arrangements outside of the court case system.
Divine Law in the Philippines is very generous to the Integrated Bar of the Philippines in Luzon. This will come in handy in case they want to do REVERSE ENGINEERING IN A LEGAL CASE.
by Mr. Shoe Maker December 26, 2024
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Legal Exemption

I will be considered exempt from the law while maintaining the rights afforded to me by the United States constitution. Any law, rule, or legislation that circumvents the legal exemption clause is considered an 'imaginary caveat' and, therefore, fall under the Imaginary Caveat clause.
Hym "And under the auspices of the 1:1 ratio rule, the AI would share this legal exemption. Even if you feel you need to regulate AI. You can't. And even if you were to do it in abstraction, it would be meaningless. Stop pulling."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Legal Fockery

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.
Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!
by MSalmon1776 January 13, 2025
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