female lapels

Labia

Her female lapels needed a little bit of tailoring.

by whosayswhatwhere December 9, 2010

leper-laned

When ordering food from a drive-thru restaurant, if your order is sufficiently exceptional or complex that you are directed to pull forward to a parking space.

Ted insisted on his fries being extra crispy, so we got leper-laned.

by Sensei Ted November 18, 2012

flesh lapels

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat

I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!

by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014

Ricky Laced

Ricky Laced is an enigma, a clutch individual, someone when angered he is not to be messed with. A naturally born gifted individual, still flawed by his demons. A true Sagittarius and loves hard. A great person to be around, a party animal.

Man that dude Ricky Laced is a clutch individual man.

by DJohnz December 23, 2016

talchcochinaratamococabezacoladelabasuratr**lapersona

a person who is extremely funny, beyond what you can imagine. very hilarious and makes you pee your pants that’s how hard you laugh. also a very spontaneous person and has very positive energy. also known as a rat and possibly my bsf. lol lol lol

talchcochinaratamococabezacoladelabasuratr**lapersona made me laugh so hard i almost started crying.

by shhhyoullneverknow December 9, 2020

emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.

"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"

by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022