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Kyle is a hoe, kyle literally only knows one word - true, this is due to the amount of hoe'ing he's done in the past and present.
it's left him dumb as fuck and illiterate. kyle likes to brag about his sweaty fornite skills, kyle likes to watch his partner die from distance while he gets all kills because hes a sweaty betty.

kyle might also use his alias - djnicey, to hoe around some more. he's in love with alisha booker.
girl: kyle is such a hoe
guy: ikr, he ate my ass and never replied to my texts again
kyle: true
by anne nonymous :) June 11, 2019
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Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee
by russianamish June 18, 2019
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kyle

drinks mountain dew all day and rides atvs. most of the time a redneck and disrespects his parents.
Mom: Kyle, stop drinking that Mountain Dew!
Kyle: Fuck you mom.
by fiber the bot June 22, 2019
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Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.
Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”
by 123890567 June 25, 2019
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A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.
Wow he has humour like a Kyle!
by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019
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Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.
Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.
by Victor Devito July 31, 2019
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An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him
Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky
by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019
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