kieran mc keever

The most loving man you could ever come across. He’s so caring and is incredible handsome. He is very loyal and is always there for you no matter what. He’s so perfect. But guess what? He has a girlfriend so back the fuck up before I have to beat a bitch. K? K.

“Who’s that boy over there?”
“Oh, him? He’s the one and only Kieran Mc Keever. The sexiest man alive.”

by By his girlfriend❤️💍 May 19, 2018

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bottom keeper

Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".

Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.

by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014

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chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

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keater

A really great guy once you know him. Can seem a little blocked off at first but that's only cause once he lets you into his walls you know that earning his trust was worth it. Has the best laugh and is the most loyal friend who will ever find. Is extremely attractive so all the girls want him, but if he has a girlfriend he'll be true to them to a fault. Even though he might seem like he knows what he is doing but deep down he's just as neavouse as you are. You can trust a keater with your deepest secrets and he will always keep them. If you find yourself a keater don't let him go he's the kind of person that you would want by your side when you're at your lowest. Keater can make you laugh when you feel like you won't ever smile again.

Person: Wow I wish I and a keater!
Keater friend: Oh you do wish he's the best!!
Keater a girlfriend: But you can't have mine find your own.

by Large fairy November 8, 2019

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