jeremy kalina

A man who is extremely smart and has a huge penis that all women want but can't have because he is in a relationship.

Damn I wish I could date Jeremy Kalina but he is in a relationship.

by Notjerbear November 7, 2015

Smellord Kaline

Smellord Kaline :- (Power of God)
Smellord Kaline, generated from combination of words. The Smel which is smell + Lord meaning inhale God or Lord (God in You). The kaline is generated from a Ghanaian native Language (Ga) meaning On Point.
In short SMELLORD KALINE -(When God is in You, You are on point), which stands for the power of God.

Here comes Smellord Kaline, Yes God will deliver us

by Smellord Kaline January 28, 2021

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.

Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!

by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

Maciej Kalinowski

geeza, huge dick, many bitches, he is him.

Usually has a indian friend who he has to take care of because hes a pussy bitch.

Maciej Kalinowski is him

by the one and only him May 3, 2023

Kalen

means "beloved". Has the same meaning as David from a Biblical standpoint. Usually a girls name, but can also be a boys name with a variation of spelling.

Kalen is a beautiful girl.
Kalon is a handsome boy.

by Vietnam Doc February 3, 2010

Kalan

A COMPLETE RETARD

I'm kalan.

by Poooooooooooooooool December 7, 2018

Kalantu

-Guardian Of Earth
-A member of the Kalantu Pride. Given a Kalantish name and lives in the Kalantu Woods located in Canada.

Sentence-
"Is that a Kalantu member?"
"I have a Kalantish name"

by Kalantu May 8, 2007