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Jebediah Kerman

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'
Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen
by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020
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Patrick Kent

If you ever meet a Patrick Kent, you’ll feel well-being, success, good fortune and delight. You’ll laugh uncontrollably. His intellect, creativity, amazing sunset photos and smile will warm your heart.

Patrick Kent has spiritual power; he’s evolved, open and real. His mind is fast, in control, patient. He loves himself and shows off his excellent qualities and self worth.

He is a beautiful and wise soul and will turn your heart inside out. He teaches that men can truly respect women and enjoys the goddess next to him, feeding self respect and self worth that grow and stay with you forever.

Patrick Kent is a force, the most amazing man in existence and any woman who appreciates his heart will reach her own peace. She will wish him a life of love, happiness, growth and fulfillment. Divine Bliss.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy’s sexy as fuck. Who is he?

Girl 2: That’s Patrick Kent. He’s all about respect, heart and soul.

Girl 1: He’s lit.

Girl 2: Girl, you don’t even know.
by Eye.of.Ra April 13, 2019
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Keep you safe

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
by RayBidd February 9, 2022
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Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.
Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Sam Kerr

One of the greatest footballers of all time. Most important Australian to ever live. Known for her tenacious talent, frequent scoring in crucial moments, backflip goal celebrations, and likable personality.
I love Sam Kerr so much it's unreal.
by chFree77 August 28, 2023
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Kevin the pigeon

A plastic pigeon many early directioners know. Featured in a few of the X factor video diaries by Louis Tomlinson, Kevin came to stardome.
Directioner: *sees a pigeon* Look! It's Kevin!
Random person: What?
Louis Tomlinson: *makes dog noises while wiggling Kevin the pigeon*
by Dan and Phill Trash May 9, 2016
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Kennick

Kennick (noun) - equivalent of calling somebody a fool. Can be shortened to Ken. The slang of Irish Gipsy tinkers and English Travellers.
"Dashy is a proper Kennick"

"Ashley got caught lying again...what an absolute Ken!"

"My boss is making me work the weekend again, the spiteful Ken!"

"Which Ken used all the Ketchup again?"

Used frequently throughout South West London, Middlesex and Kent. Especially in the areas of Sunbury, Stanwell, Ashford (Middlesex), Shepperton, Chatham and across Medway.

Some say the word originates from gypsies hunting the Kennick bird on Stanwell Moor way back in Victorian times. The Kennick bird was hunted to extinction leading to the bird being deemed useless. Hence why Kennick is a derogatory term although it can be used as a term of endearment.
by Henry McCaskill June 11, 2020
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