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Brother Jonathan

A thick man from the hood who TOTALLY does not have a gun!
Did you see brother Jonathan, he’s got the stuff!
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Pulled a jonathan

airing a basketball when shooting(unpressured) from very short distance
by luiboi June 15, 2008
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Cheyenne and Jonathan

The most amazing,exciting, over exagerative couple anyone will ever meet. A couple that can get through any rough spots together.
by perfection of both June 11, 2018
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Pulling a Jonathan

When you go to your neighbors house and ask them for ice.
Neighbor: "opens door"
Jonathan: "Hey can I have some ice😁"

Pulling a Jonathan
by Pulling a curt February 15, 2020
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Jonathan Paula

Born in February 1986, Jonathan Paula is a professional YouTuber and creator of the hit web series, "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?". In April 2006 he founded Jogwheel Productions, a new media production company that specializes in web video. Jon graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production / Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his wife Rebecca.
I went to VidCon last year, and got an autograph from those microwave guys... including Jonathan Paula.
by viper mood December 30, 2011
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Jonathan-David

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.
A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"
by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013
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Jonathan

Jonathan may catch you with his charms and make you feel safe and you can love him and such. Unfortunately some of then will only want you for your body. If you are in school for example and break up with him he will move on, if you break up with him in the summer he will be "heart broken" Because his hoe self can't get another girl. This only goes out to some not all.
Wow Jonathan is such a hoe.
But he is cute.
by Gum_Shot June 13, 2018
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