Jokerd

A bald gnome that beat the top guild in WoW "Method" in the Classic race to 60 by a mile. They're still mad about it.

Imagine losing to the bald gnome Jokerd OMEGALUL

by Tolerk September 9, 2019

Butt Jockey

A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.

I swear to god, that guy is such a butt jockey.

by LOLMORTEN August 28, 2006

Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.

Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.

by Jewash December 18, 2008

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

by Brett G May 31, 2004

Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009

swager jacker

A person who jacks your ideas and acts like he made or started that

look at that swager jacker he just stole your flow

by bapekid4 July 10, 2006

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003