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Steve Jobs

Something I think I should clarify, because about 90% of the people before me haven't given him the thanks he deserves.

Steve Jobs is the co-founder and former CEO of the famous company Apple. He is part responsible for giving the world the iPod, iPhone, iPad, and the computer mouse. Not to mention the worlds safest, most stable, easy-to-use and surprisingly compatible operating system (OSX) and computers (iMacs and MacBooks). Steve Jobs was a legend and one of the modern world's greatest technological masterminds. Credit, of course, though, has to be given to Apple's other co-founder and employees, but Steve Jobs is the real creative genius. Many people on the Urban Dictionary hate on him because his products are "shit" (that is obviously completely untrue) or because he "doesn't donate to charity like Bill Gates". He has already given the world enough.

As of October 5, 2011, Steve Jobs has lost his long battle with pancreatic cancer. The Earth has lost one of history's greatest people.
Long live Steve Jobs. He is a god and will always be in our memories.
by iDWiA739 October 7, 2011
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Joesh

A darker-skinned fellow who in reality should be able to eat bananas but is oddly allergic. Kind of ironic.
Wow I can't believe Joesh can't eat bananas
by Joesh October 4, 2021
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St. Joes High School

St. Joes is in Buffalo and on a daily bases get there asses handed to them by Canisius High School "Daisy's". They are known as Marauders or land pirates. They continuously think they are better than canisius because they won one year of Football against canisius and Canisius won all of the rest. They are also known as butt pirates or takers in the ass.
Chad Kelly goes to St. Joes High Schools and is a closet homosexual.
by I hate Private Schools April 4, 2011
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no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.
Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.
by stiff prude November 12, 2008
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blow jobs

Blow jobs, When a man sucks the beaver or a women sucks the meat
sally was giving blow jobs to the homeless
by walrus bacon December 28, 2005
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St. Joes

The best fucking school ever! There is no school that is of any competition. At St. Joes they dont fool around they take it right to their dome pieces. Peace up A-town down....
by PC January 9, 2005
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Joes

Synonym for human breasts, usually a woman's. Derrived from Quebequois french.
by DJKham March 30, 2009
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