Nutt job

A sexual act in which someone uses there own semen (nutt) as lubricant and give another person a handjob with the semen
I just got a nutt job from josh yesterday
by Skidbubs_ March 08, 2018
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spy job

A sexual act where one person masturbates while another sits in the dark watching. Usually while wearing a mask.
ReRe did twelve spy jobs under the bridge for $20 a pop. It was her specialty.
by RoboBen April 19, 2010
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Orc Job

The act of hitting one's penis against a female's eyes alternately.
"4 gold will get you 10 orc jobs."
by NerrosSatherion September 05, 2013
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Pipette Job

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
by Mark Engleberry July 16, 2009
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Elbow Job

The act of jerking off a partner with the crease of your arm by flexing back and forth.
I was talking to Cindy last night and she told me she wanted to give me an Elbow Job.
by Totally not Bill August 03, 2011
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Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.
Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
by Dick Picker January 27, 2023
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cob job

see scab together.

1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.

2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)
1. Dude, that book shelf is totally coming down. Whatever asshole installed that total cob job should stop smoking the herb.

2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.

"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "
by technohermit September 07, 2006
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