Jizzticulate

A portmanteau of “jizz” and “gesticulate.”

To jack off to the point of coming, at which point the hand follows the jizz stream outward and away from the body, resembling a wildly emphatic gesture similar to that of an Italian or Jewish grandmother.

When my girl got up to put her clothes back on, I incredulously jizzticulated that she hadn't even licked my asshole yet.

by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020

jizztail

When someone tells u a bullshit story

Sarah's bitch sister was walkin down the block other day fuckin crying made up this jizztail about how she gota go to rehab needs $100'for the suboxone doctorand intake so I gave her the money said she'd pay me back with her unemployment and now she been duckin me fora week lol

by Rdog64 October 17, 2020

jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.

Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Jizzie

Australian slang for a root beer float.

Dairy Queen Employee: What can I get you?
Aussie: Oi mate can I get a Jizzie?
DQ Employee: ...what?

by Chicken Wanker April 7, 2021

Jizzilliant

Conflation of the words jizz and brilliant. To be jizzilliant is to shoot a huge load

Jizzilliant is the best way to describe my BF. He shot a load so huge it was incredible!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

jizzie

when one is fresh, or swaggy

Hey Aj, your cleats lookin jizzie bro.

by jizzie master May 8, 2021