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Jingle the Wizard

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation
Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long
by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009
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jangly bits

the word british youtube sensation, charlie mcdonald, uses as a synonym for penis, or balls. probably both.
there's another one of those somewhere where you can see my whole jangly bits....
by oh charlie. August 2, 2010
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jungle plums

justin ate some sweet jungle plums.
by abanderson May 15, 2011
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Jingle ballin'

Is one possessing the biggest nuts in the room during the holiday season. (Please note that this can and does apply to women as well).
Well, Christmas Kitten, what have you been up to.....jingle balling' and ho ho ho'ing?

Kelly - So, what's under that overcoat? Jillian - my jingle balls.

Yeah, I got your jingle balls!!!!!

All these hoes crammin' my mistletoe cuz I'm jingle ballin'.
by J Farrar January 15, 2012
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Jungle Dusting

Sprinkling someone else's pillow with pubic hair that's been ground into dust or chopped up into tiny enough pieces that it will 1. not be easily seen or detected and 2. likely be inhaled, ingested and stuck to the face not unlike glitter.

Other names include Grinch Powder, Dream Glitter, The Salty Sandman, Fairy Dust, Pillow Peppering
"Grandma, I am so sorry to have to tell you this right now, with you being in the hospital and so ill.... Okay, remember that Christmas you gave me the 60" Vizio plasma TV when I very clearly wanted the Sony LED? Well, I jungle dusted your pillow the next time you came to stay with us. Whoo! Damn, I feel SO much better now that you know!! Bye gram-gram."

Jungle Dusting.
by PaulAllensCard January 31, 2015
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jinglefoot

A football player in the NFL who displays outrageous celebration while his team is losing by an insurmountable amount is known as a jinglefoot.
Colin kapernick jumped for joy after a 2 yard touchdown pass, and is only behind 36 points with 30 seconds left in the game, is known as a jinglefoot.
by Irwin R. Schister December 24, 2016
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Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!
by okidokibabie December 15, 2017
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