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Jack Thompson

Some major dumbass who thinks playing games like Grand Theft Auto will turn kids into killers and car-jackers.
News Reporter: Just last night, angry kids ran out onto the street, hijacked some cars, and then went to Jack Thompson's house and killed him.

Children of the World: YAY!!!
by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009
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jack in the crack

Im going to Jack in the crack for a burger, want one?
by P-Feezy October 3, 2003
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jack skellington

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing
by doorswhore June 10, 2004
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Jack Mormon

1. A nominal, or non-practicing, Mormon.

2. A person born in a family with Mormon roots, but who does not live all the precepts of the faith.

3. A person not unfriendly to Mormons, or who might even believe some or all Mormon tenets, but who - while not being adversarial - does not participate in the sacraments of the faith, or abstain from proscribed actions (such as smoking, or drinking coffee, tea, or alcoholic drinks).

4. (Archaic) A person with many Mormon acquaintances and friends and/or who sympathizes with them and their beliefs, but chooses not to affiliate with the church.
"He's a jack Mormon, but if anyone's in trouble he's the first one there to help"

"She likes to go to Relief Society meetings, but she just can't give up her doubts about the Book of Mormon or her morning cup of coffee. She's a confirmed jack Mormon."
by Nonobvious October 21, 2009
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jack off

reason my right arm is much bigger than my left
Kid to anothr kid: holy shit! look at his arm
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
by jjtheblack October 1, 2011
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Jack in the Back

1. Basically, a kid posing as a bamf who stands behind his/her crew and is afraid to take real action in a fight.
2. Someone who claims they can kick ass, and they chicken out when someone wants to go.
James: I saw Jason behind those punks fighting after-school today. What a whimp.
Rob: I know, such a jack in the back.
by baddefinintionperson May 28, 2009
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captain jack aubrey

Protagonist from Patrick O'Brians nautically themed series of books based on the exploits of Jack Aubrey and his dearest friend Stephen Maurturin. The series of books takes place during the Napoleonic Wars with France.
Captain Jack Aubrey could kick the shit out of Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow.
by Cloud Stoke Phillips May 6, 2011
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