Dirty Ivan

A Russian or Native guy that’s always fucking a dead corpse of an animal in a church

Look, It’s Dirty Ivan again! He’s fucking that dead horse in front of the Priest

by cj22gaming April 15, 2020

ivans chair

The chair that ivan sits on. The birth place of the fat french supply teacher.

you're ivan's dream chair!
you are like ivan's chair

by McGyver January 14, 2005

Ivan Lemus

A Fat Ass Uncut Slut Dirty Mexican

You Are An Ivan

by Sean March 27, 2004

Crazy Ivan

Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...

1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?

2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!

by eakthemonkey May 17, 2004

ivan chaves

FUCK U!!!!!! ivan u r the fag NOT ME!!! why r u talking shit behind my back, r you to scared of me or what and dont even start crap with me cuz i WILL kick your ass. if you dont belive me, trust me you will find out. FUCK U you just said all that shit about ellton jon cuz you r the 1 that FUCKED HIM HARD!!and who the fuck in thwe world uses the word "totatly"in a insalt

youre the ellton jon fucker you scared ass bitch!!! and why the fuck did you write this and not say it to my face(damn you are gayer than i thught) cuz I WILL go up to you!

by EDWRAD CASTRO April 5, 2005

crazy ivan

a russian gang-bang.

comrade, that was a wonderful crazy ivan last night. stalin would be proud.

by mantic March 19, 2003

Dirty Ivan

The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.

Hey man, this girl I've been fucking totally gave me a Dirty Ivan last night...I think I love her.

by M@tt H@ppens June 8, 2010