Israel

A Jewish state that is in the same location as the ancestral Jewish homeland Judaea. The land where all Jews are indigenous to— even Ashkenazi Jews, who traveled to Europe after being exiled from Judea by the Romans who renamed the land Syria Palestina in an (obviously successful) effort to deny Jewish history.

The home of the destroyed first and second Jewish Temple, which was covered up by the Al Aqsa mosqu in an effort to deny Israel’s history.

A land archeology reveals Jews and Hebrews have inhabited for millennia.

A land where all people live with equal rights

Jew, go back to where you came from!

Okay, I’ll pack my bags and go to Israel 🇮🇱

by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023

Israeled

To do everything according to the rules as they have been agreed only to be criticized anyway.

I parked in the designated area but got Israeled by the parking cop

by Menckensghost December 27, 2023

Israeled

To Be a light unto the nations

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled

by A Yid December 27, 2023

Israeled

A negative and antisemitic term created by those who hate the only democratic country in the Middle East. Just as you wouldn't use certain terms that are pejorative (negative) for POC or religions, this word will show you as a rude bigot.

I have been Israeled (instead of Jewed).

by NoHatredHere December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.

Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."

by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023

Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.

You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it

by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023

Israeled

A person who stands up for truth, fights for democracy against all odds and is strong despite others attacking them personally, religiously. or through online media.

When I saw my school mate being bashed by the bullies, I Israeled the situation and managed to stop the harm.

by rachelfay December 27, 2023