Irony

A wife beater serving food in the kitchen of a battered women's shelter for community service would be irony.

She snuck a gun into the cafeteria and shot her husband dead when she saw the no good two timing deadbeat standing there in the kitchen, handing a tray full of meat and potatoes to another female. The battered women's shelter didnt seem to be doing a good job of sheltering her from him which was not her kind of irony.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Irony

Irony is something warm and wet happening down your leg

An example of irony would be someone standing at their letterbox experiencing LBL whilst holding a sanitary product designed to capture the moist misfortune.

by padded with wings March 2, 2015

Irony

Irony is when this website declares in its official content guidelines that "we have a zero tolerance policy for definitions that include hate speech, bullying, or statements meant to discriminate or incite violence against others" and then proceeds to approve racist definitions and post them on the website. Great job, you hypocritical pieces of shit.

There is a lot of irony in the approval of the word "Jewed" on Urban Dictionary; it shows a real lack of social intelligence and education on the part of the management team of this website.

by EndRacismNow June 14, 2020

Infernal irony

When one tries to watch a movie to escape reality but the movie itself is worse than life, or proclaims worse realities to come

Man 1: hey man did you enjoy the joker movie
Man 2: that movie was an infernal irony.
Man 1: oh man....

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Irony

the act of saying one thing but doing the opposit

Irony - killing someone with a statue of Gondi

by MonsterMae December 11, 2018

irony rubicon

The point when someone who engages in an activity ironically becomes sincere in their engagement in said activity.

"What's up with Bronies?"

"Oh, they've crossed the irony rubicon."

by A_Concerned_Citizen November 20, 2013

irony

searching for planes in the sea

Matty: "hey man, whatcha up to?"

Adam: "oh you know, just searching for planes in the sea. what about you?"

Matty: "that's irony... me? im just spinning with Charli."

by i think im funny April 21, 2021