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internet disease

People on the internet have pictures of themselves in which they look far more attractive than they really are. Quite often from odd angles, unique lighting, or a combination of both.
On MySpace girls often look quite beautiful because they select pictures that make them look much better than they really are.
by Bryce Kennington February 29, 2004
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internet gay

someone who has a gay orientation only on the internet and acts straight in the real world.
"Woah dude, Jim's been chatting with this guy named Fernando online all night"
"Yeah dude, we were wrong about him - he's definately internet gay."
by mungr69butt June 11, 2008
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internet ninja

An internet-savvy person who knows about numerous websites, blogs, etc. and how to get the most out of them. Anyone can use Google to find something after enough digging; but an internet ninja knows exactly what websites to go to for immediate answers or solutions. They are swift and lethal, in and out before you even know it...with whatever they want--just like a ninja.
Can I commission the use of your internet ninja skills to help me out with this dilemma?
by seandp_83 December 8, 2009
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The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*
by yoshi February 12, 2005
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internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.
Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"
by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008
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Internet Bats

When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.
Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.
by Adredi April 18, 2009
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Internet Psychologist

An individual, often pretentious, that takes huge leaps of logic in order to claim an understanding of the real-world persona of someone they come in contact with through the internet. This is usually in an argument or debate, as internet psychologists usually love to think they are right about everything.

They have a tendency to point out things that people say and use them as evidence to "prove" they are a certain way in real life. Often, they are wrong, as they tend to stretch the truth of the facts they are given to fit a negative image of the person they are "evaluating" and just come across looking like complete tools.
Internet Psychologist: You're obviously someone ugly who can't get a girl and is trying to downplay it by saying you don't think this attractive girl is attractive.

Normal Person: Dude, all I said was that I personally am not into redheads. Stop being an internet psychologist.
by Glamoiglia November 30, 2011
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