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Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.
Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.
by Urban Frank December 2, 2017
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Instagram Grace

When you religiously snap a pic of your ever meal before you eat it
Now we say Instagram Grace:
“Blessed O Instagram, and these, our gifts, which we are about to place through they filters, Through our Iphones, RIP Jobs, amen.”
by firebirdfive July 20, 2018
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Instagramoeba

A single-celled organism which communicates with the outside world almost exclusively using Instagram to seek attention from strangers by posting heavily colour-corrected pictures of itself and it’s mundane, unfulfilled existence.

Instagramoebas mostly find it difficult to communicate under any other social conditions and seem to spend roughly 50% of their time staring into their phone.
- I can’t figure out if Anna was being rude or she’s just shy but she always seems more interested in her phone than talking to anyone for more than about 30 seconds.

- She’s turning into a bit of an Instagramoeba, it’s true.
by Stivchik October 17, 2018
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Instagram

the place where meme thieves, bitches and normies hang out
Instagram is for weirdies
by RandomINC January 22, 2019
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Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram
Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍
by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019
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instagram feminism

Someone who follows lots of Instagram feminist accounts and recites angsty tumblr screenshots to people who have differing opinions. They get all of their facts from twitter screenshots posted onto a feminism page.
“Dude, Lindsey went off on me yesterday
“Really how?”
“She screamed at me about how women are paid less than men. She’s so into Instagram feminism
by howieraptorclaw September 30, 2019
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Instagram

Instagram is like a fridge:

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good when you get bored.
I opend Instagram every minute, but there was nothing new.
by gxtrm October 8, 2019
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