Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 20, 2010

instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.

Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.

by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005

instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 22, 2013

Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.

by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021

Instant Loss 2koma

Refers to a 2-panel comic or sequence where a character initially expresses overconfidence only to get defeated and/or humiliated. The term originated in the manga fandom, and while it has SFW origins the term is now mainly used within hentai and yiff communities, where it is often used in a pornographic context.

Anonymous R34 Artist: "Wow I should post more instant loss 2koma. The one with Goku and Spongebob really popped off!"

by MyPseudonymIsReallyCoolAndStuf March 01, 2024

instant influencer

it's a show by James Charles, and i love it! it is a make up show and you can learn about it, and its like an reality show. and Ashley Strong wins s01. and there are coming drags and things you know. and it is a youtubeorginal so you can easy watch it.

someone: he you watch Instant Influencer on youtube.
the other: yaeh ofc
the one on the background: omg what is that a show
someone: yeah! it is by James Charles!!
the one one the background: omg i love James so much i definitely gonna watch it!!!!!!!!!!

by just a mf person June 06, 2020

instant "o"

noun - something that is so amazing it makes you want to jizz pants, can be virtually anything

verb - intant "o"ed - the act of something being so amazing that you basically cream your panties

1. noun - Kyle's homemade macaroni and cheese was so delicious that Heather considered it an instant "o" and nearly moaned as she ate.

2. verb - When I watched New Moon and Taylor Lautner appeared on the screen shirtless, I instant "o"ed.

by pandarex November 25, 2009