Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech September 23, 2012

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

Instant kill

What Peter Parker should have used on Mysterio

Wait a minute, who is peter

Karen-"Activating Instant Kill mode"

by Jewel394 April 25, 2023

instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 1, 2011

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

Instant taterfuckation

Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.

Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

instant fancy

Metallic paint, usually gold. Made by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth who said it 'just now.'

I'm grabbing my instant fancy.

by interferingnewt November 20, 2020