injurWii

Physical affliction(s) caused by extended play or overuse of Wii gaming.

Sheila had a wrist injurWii after her all-night Wii bowling tournament.

by nellyfan76 January 2, 2009

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Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

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inunder

Inunder: the two words together, in and under. When spoken quickly form the southern word inunder.

Hey get out from inunder there!

The dogs inunder ther couch.

by hendo aka bosshogg August 12, 2009

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Injuryed

to be stuck in the hell hole of jury duty.

I have been injuryed all week.

by Nick Danger 78 September 25, 2009

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Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.

Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.

by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016

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