I'd rather shave my eyeballs

A useful analogy for describing a complete refusal to partake in an activity.
Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
by bitem'eye January 05, 2011
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I'd buy her an icecream cone

GUY: Caryn's hot. I'd buy her an icecream cone.
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A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.
To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.
by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020
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I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.
guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts
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Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)
You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!
by Uncle J MythMan January 10, 2011
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An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.
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I'd make her my Demi Moore.

Phrase used by a young single male to describe an older women he'd like to have a committed and meaningful relationship with.
by E. Benji May 13, 2011
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